Reclaiming my geek

firelorcl:

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

I am always surprising people. One second I’m across the room. They turn around and suddenly I’m right behind them. Without even trying.

mountainside-96:

lintott:

i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this cycle of silence that never gets broken because i’m too stubborn to just put myself out there 

exactly

I am the complete opposite. If you give me the slightest sign that you want someone to talk to you, I will be the one to initiate a conversation.

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

snoopycomet:

thecutestofthecute:

chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

I have a bad phobia of spiders but this is freaking adorable alright

Did this photoset just make spiders look cute to me?

cassyouassbutt:

sirartwork:

Because I could.

i

cassyouassbutt:

sirartwork:

Because I could.

i

Reporter: "Thank goodness--someone reasonable to talk to."
Ivanova: "Thank you! . . . He's such a sweet talker."
Reporter: "SHE threatened to grab me by the collar and throw me out an airlock if I didn't turn over a full manifest of our equipment."
Ivanova: "Unauthorized shipments are a threat to station security. We had to."
Sheridan: "Commander! . . . Did you threaten to grab a hold of this man by the collar and throw him out an airlock?"
Ivanova: "Yes I did."
Sheridan: "I'm shocked. Shocked and dismayed. I remind you that we are short on supplies here. We can't afford to take perfectly good clothing and throw it out into space! Always. Take. The Jacket. Off. First. I've told you that before. . . . Sorry; she meant to say: 'stripped naked and thrown out an airlock.' I apologize for any confusion this may have caused."

so, I found out today that I definitely got the funding for tuition and books to get back into school. I’m going for an AAS in Web/Database Development. Hey, maybe I can manage to finish college before ALL my kids do?(One kid is already graduated with his BA, the second one is starting her final year for HER BA, the third is starting her first year at college, fourth is starting high school)

guise, I start colleging next week!

jackanthonyfernandez:

a-precis:

recoveringtopanga:

peruvian—goddess:

blondesquats:

spfydalekbakes:

Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial

fuckin slay

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST

This was fucking hilarious and then shit got WAY real

Amazing

it only took 8 months for the team to decide they didn’t want to be associated with something like Ray Rice

sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]